Welcome to Absurd Geometry
This blog, Absurd Geometry, is dedicated first to God △ △ △ the divine consciousness from which all creativity, humor, and light come.
I believe the talents we’re given are not random △ △ △ they are divine sparks, gifts of grace. When we share those talents with the world, we honor God Himself, because we’re returning His gift in the form of light, laughter, and creativity. Like light through a prism, what He gives us bends into colors of our own making △ △ △ angles only we can create.
It is also dedicated to my dad △ △ △ a true alchemist.
He suffered as a child in ways most people can’t imagine, yet instead of letting that turn him bitter or angry, he transformed it. Where others might use suffering as an excuse to stay stuck or resentful, my dad turned his pain into jokes, warmth, and laughter he could share with the world.
That is alchemy: turning suffering into gold, into humor, into love.
And in my own way, I think I inherited that same instinct for timing, performance, imagination, and turning ordinary moments into something memorable.
Why “Absurd Geometry”?
"Why “Absurd Geometry”?
My humor has always been a little absurd, a little deadpan, and very observational. I tend to notice the odd angles in ordinary situations △ △ △ the things people say without realizing how funny they are, the tiny social disasters, the strange encounters, and the weird logic of everyday life.
A massive portion of these stories can be traced back to one particularly inspiring encounter in Orange County. A visit there, the architecture of an extraordinary home, and meeting someone who became an unexpected creative muse opened a door in my imagination that I kept walking through long after I left.
In a strange way, it felt like meeting my muse in person.
From there, reality gets dismantled, rearranged, exaggerated, and rebuilt according to the peculiar laws of Absurd Geometry. The settings, dialogue, characters, and situations belong to that fictional architecture. Real life may provide the spark, but what appears here has been bent through imagination until it becomes something else entirely.
Names may change. Cities may move. Facts may misbehave.
That is part of the geometry.