Welcome to Absurd Geometry

This blog, Absurd Geometry, is dedicated first to God △ △ △ the divine consciousness from which all creativity, humor, and light come.

I believe the talents we’re given are not random △ △ △ they are divine sparks, gifts of grace. When we share those talents with the world, we honor God Himself, because we’re returning His gift in the form of light, laughter, and creativity. Like light through a prism, what He gives us bends into colors of our own making △ △ △ angles only we can create.

It is also dedicated to my dad △ △ △ a true alchemist.

He suffered as a child in ways most people can’t imagine, yet instead of letting that turn him bitter or angry, he transformed it. Where others might use suffering as an excuse to stay stuck or resentful, my dad turned his pain into jokes, warmth, and laughter he could share with the world.

That is alchemy: turning suffering into gold, into humor, into love.

And in my own way, I think I inherited that same instinct for timing, performance, imagination, and turning ordinary moments into something memorable.

Why “Absurd Geometry”?

My humor has always been a little absurd, a little deadpan, and very observational. I tend to notice the odd angles in ordinary situations △ △ △ the things people say without realizing how funny they are, the tiny social disasters, the strange encounters, and the weird logic of everyday life.

When a situation is already absurd, I usually meet it with even more absurdity.

That’s where Absurd Geometry comes from.

This blog is my collection of crooked lines, strange little incidents, awkward memories, and stories that somehow make sense once you laugh at them. Some names have been altered, but they’ll probably rhyme with yours.

Absurd Geometry is sometimes silly, sometimes heartfelt, and usually both △ △ △ a public archive of incidents that probably should have been left unreported.