Failed Exorcism Starter Pack

When You Meet an Aging Dracula 🦇🧛‍♂️

You try garlic?

“I’m on allergy meds now. That doesn’t do anything.”

You flash the cross?

“I mean… I think that’s a cross. Hard to tell. I’m like 80% blind. All thanks to vitamin D deficiency.”

You scream, “In the name of Jesus Christ!”

“Oh, we made up. We’re cool now.”